Bitchtard

You come home from work.

You say, "Hi".

I say, "Hi".

Then you say, "Hey. I'm sorry I blocked you out last night. But, in my defense, you were acting like a total bitchtard."

... I'm gonna go take a shower now and not talk to you for a couple of hours now.

So, what's a bitchtard?

Apparently, it's a woman who asks too many questions. A bitchtard's husband wants to get a new tattoo, but doesn't want to pay for it... so that bitchtard's husband wants to get a friend to do it at his house this weekend.

A bitchtard is a woman who asks what kind of ink he will be using. What kind of tools will the guy use? If the guy has any schooling, licencing, or insurance. A bitchtard says things like, "this doesn't just effect you. If it gets infected, you don't have health insurance, and you could miss work, and that effects your wife and kids". A bitchtard says things like, "I'd rather you go to an actual tattoo place after we move. It will cost more, but it's safer." A bitchtard does sometimes even get upset enough to say things like, "well, I hope he's at least better than your last guy. This one looks like a black blob, and it's permanent."

I guess "the best defense is a good offence"?